Post by idlewild on Oct 29, 2007 6:45:47 GMT -5
Recently, I managed to stumble upon this little gem that LH fans worldwide wrote a few years back (20012002). I think it's only fair to re-post this for old time's sake, right? My memory fails me, but I remember that each fan wrote a line to this story... or something like that; and we managed to print it out, bind it, and hand it to the LH guys. If anyone can recall what happened after we gave it to the LH guys, do enlighten us please?
Originally posted by Amber [here's the link to download the original story posted in the old Lifehouse Message Board]:
Warning: It's a looonng (hilarious) story!
Once upon a time a guy named Francis went swimming while his dog met Sergio, Rick, and Jason while the little boy blue sang "Am I Ever Gonna Find Out". And then they decided to pick their noses.
Then **BANG** Lifehouse smacked a tree because Rick said "who wants my milk?" So they ate fries. Next they ate Burger King ranch dressing. But Jason decided to run away. He doesn't like bananas, as he likes mangos, yum!
Lifehouse then traveled to Australia and then left to come to Vancouver. Suddenly they were in my room making sweet music. I died because I was so freaking excited to have Lifehouse in my room. But a bike cab ran over Sean. Then Sean saw little birdies flying around his head. So they called the pizza guy because Rick wanted a yummy cheese pizza. And Jason wanted tea without flies in it. However Sean, the new official member kicks butt because he plays so well.
But then Jason said, Look!! It's a giant!!! So they all ran away screaming. When suddenly Braeden took over the mic and sang "How Long". She couldn't beat Jason's voice though. But Jason got up and sang a duo with her. So then Sergio started singing when he discovered he could sing better than him.
So then they released a B Sides album and everyone was on "The Edge" of their seats for it.
They went to Wal-Mart to pick up some deodorant but Braeden got lost looking for Rick's milk because he ran out. Two days ago Sergio found him looking for some spatulas so he could fry porkchops. Then Jason made google eyes and everyone lauged!!!
Jason’s eyes started to hurt so they washed up the dishes and the tour bus. Suddenly they all got angry because penguins attacked Sean’s hair and nails. Jason laughed until he fell over on Serge’s guitar case. Rick went crazy over that and ate the penguins because Sean ate all the food. They stole Rick’s milk, and used it to wash the car. Then suddenly, a pie fell from the sky and plopped on Jason’s Pantene-Pro-V-worthy hair! And he sang “the sky is falling and no one knows” and did a chicken dance at a concert. An egg landed splat on Rick’s drum. He cried for me. Oh, and Sean laughed at Rick and asked for my phone number. But I didn’t give it, because the penguins made me forget it. But I messed my number up and gave him Meghan’s instead. But sadly, he lost the paper ‘cause Rick made a paper airplane at it and threw it at Jason’s eye. But he has crappy aim, so the plane hit Jason’s foot, leaving a big paper cut on his foot ‘cause his shoes are made out of holes. Everyone started laughing, but Jason started weirdly and creepily looking at books in Barnes and Noble.
Bike cabs stampeeded past Lifehouse all the way to Chicago taking purple monkeys with leather jackets to the circus with the man eating jackrabbits. Rick decided to join the purple monkeys and green pandas from outer space that landed on Sergio's nipple ring. Jason flew to the Netherlands. Later on, Jay Leno started a band called Leno's Jalapenòs, which consisted of , 2 dancing clowns and a dog. Jason laughed because the dog started dancing when he performed on Leno on October 1st. Amazingly, Serg proposed to me on Leno! He gave me a diamond beanie and a rainbow striped hoodie as a gift. We decided that my wedding gown would have a hood and Serg's tux would have a big picture of a teddy bear on it!. Rick gave us 17 remote controll cars as a wedding gift but Serg accidentally destroyed them all. Jason was the best man and Sea was hitting on me! He said "what's up? Wanna get married?" I said "YES!" But he had a confession, he said "you can't brush my hair everyday". Then we heard Spin on the radio and we danced and sang along. Then I fell down and on the floor I saw the biggest, most revolting huge piece of orange belly button lint that ever existed! Jason jumped in the air and landed on top of the tv. And the mysterious crowd applauded! Later they found a squirrel who was looking for his lint but all he found was Rick's hair. So the squirrel drove away in Rick's remote controll car. But it broke down after they found out that in the trunk was flies and tea.
Sean and I realized that there are actually 20 million people in Australia, but there are more fans in Texas!! So they invited the Aussie fans to go to Texas with them. They bought cowboy hats and went line dancing to polka music. And then Lifehouse, the Aussie and Texan fans, danced their way to India. There, they spent the night chilin’ with their Indian friends. They decided to take a little trip up to a boring, dead-end town in NY called Jamestown, where they played hide and seek. Rick got lost while hiding and found his way up to Toronto where it was so cold he froze his bum. So Jason bought him some hot cocoa, but drank it all. Sean and Sergio started laughing because Jason had spilled half the cocoa on his shirt. Then Rick said “hey, that’s MY Bob’s Sparkle Market shirt!”. The next day they flew to Calgary to buy another Bob’s Sparkle Market shirt. But they had a problem ‘cause they went to the Calgary Zoo first, where they got lost in the monkey cage. So Sean called me on his cell, and I came to rescue them. Then we all refused to speak anything but French, so Sergio ran away. As he began running, he forgot his belt, so his pants fell down. Everybody laughed at him so he began to cry. Then Jason woke up from his nightmare. He convinced the band to travel to Canada, Texas, France, India, and Australia the next day!!
The next day the came to Tennessee and found a dog named Mollie. Jason walked the dog to the next Texaco, where he met the rest of the boys. He said, "What are you doing here? We're leaving for the Philippines in 5 minutes!" Rick replied, "I had to blow up my new pool float!"… But he had mistakenly filled the pool float with helium, so it floated away while they were standing there talking. Rick couldn't accept this fact, and so he ran after it... He finally caught it but he floated away. Jason says "Look Rick is flying" and Serge snaps a picture, then ... Mollie the dog bit Sergio. Sean laughed so hard he tripped over his guitar. He fell to the floor and started crying... that’s when all of the real trouble started. Rick floated all the way to my house... and fell in the chimney. Sean started a search party and Jason wrote a new song called "Am I Ever Gonna Find Rick". It shot to number one on all the charts, but they still hadn't found Rick cause he was stuck in the chimney the whole time. He started drumming the beat to Hanging by a Moment on the chimney walls to get the guys' attention. But Jason couldn't hear him, ‘cause he was playing his guitar on my roof. By this time Sean had gone into a "missing brother" depression. Rick drummed so hard on the chimney that it broke! Sean started to laugh and Sergio almost peed his pants. In the meantime, Jason still kept playing away on ama's roof, totally oblivious of all the commotion. Jason played for so long that he started to grow a beard & and his fans said "ooh, let's dye his hair purple when he falls asleep!" But he saw someone running towards him with purple dye and started to scream and run away! So we dyed Mollie, the dog's fur instead, who ended up saving Rick from falling to his death when the chimney broke! Then Sean said Mollie! You saved my brother! I love you!" Sergio almost gagged with disgust at this point... so Jason stopped playing guitar and gave him the Heimlich. It turns out serge was really gagging on a fur ball. Jason turned to him and said "I can't take this anymore... this reminds me of Bugsy." A tear rolled down his cheek. The thing that made Bugsy so sad to think about is the fact that Bugsy got shot in the tail 2 weeks before the evil woman ate him. So Rick turned to Sean and said, "Hi brother! i missed ya!" and gave him a big bear hug. And they (jason, sergio, sean, rick, and mollie) lived happily ever after...at least for that moment...
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Originally posted by Amber [here's the link to download the original story posted in the old Lifehouse Message Board]:
Warning: It's a looonng (hilarious) story!
Once upon a time a guy named Francis went swimming while his dog met Sergio, Rick, and Jason while the little boy blue sang "Am I Ever Gonna Find Out". And then they decided to pick their noses.
Then **BANG** Lifehouse smacked a tree because Rick said "who wants my milk?" So they ate fries. Next they ate Burger King ranch dressing. But Jason decided to run away. He doesn't like bananas, as he likes mangos, yum!
Lifehouse then traveled to Australia and then left to come to Vancouver. Suddenly they were in my room making sweet music. I died because I was so freaking excited to have Lifehouse in my room. But a bike cab ran over Sean. Then Sean saw little birdies flying around his head. So they called the pizza guy because Rick wanted a yummy cheese pizza. And Jason wanted tea without flies in it. However Sean, the new official member kicks butt because he plays so well.
But then Jason said, Look!! It's a giant!!! So they all ran away screaming. When suddenly Braeden took over the mic and sang "How Long". She couldn't beat Jason's voice though. But Jason got up and sang a duo with her. So then Sergio started singing when he discovered he could sing better than him.
So then they released a B Sides album and everyone was on "The Edge" of their seats for it.
They went to Wal-Mart to pick up some deodorant but Braeden got lost looking for Rick's milk because he ran out. Two days ago Sergio found him looking for some spatulas so he could fry porkchops. Then Jason made google eyes and everyone lauged!!!
Jason’s eyes started to hurt so they washed up the dishes and the tour bus. Suddenly they all got angry because penguins attacked Sean’s hair and nails. Jason laughed until he fell over on Serge’s guitar case. Rick went crazy over that and ate the penguins because Sean ate all the food. They stole Rick’s milk, and used it to wash the car. Then suddenly, a pie fell from the sky and plopped on Jason’s Pantene-Pro-V-worthy hair! And he sang “the sky is falling and no one knows” and did a chicken dance at a concert. An egg landed splat on Rick’s drum. He cried for me. Oh, and Sean laughed at Rick and asked for my phone number. But I didn’t give it, because the penguins made me forget it. But I messed my number up and gave him Meghan’s instead. But sadly, he lost the paper ‘cause Rick made a paper airplane at it and threw it at Jason’s eye. But he has crappy aim, so the plane hit Jason’s foot, leaving a big paper cut on his foot ‘cause his shoes are made out of holes. Everyone started laughing, but Jason started weirdly and creepily looking at books in Barnes and Noble.
Bike cabs stampeeded past Lifehouse all the way to Chicago taking purple monkeys with leather jackets to the circus with the man eating jackrabbits. Rick decided to join the purple monkeys and green pandas from outer space that landed on Sergio's nipple ring. Jason flew to the Netherlands. Later on, Jay Leno started a band called Leno's Jalapenòs, which consisted of , 2 dancing clowns and a dog. Jason laughed because the dog started dancing when he performed on Leno on October 1st. Amazingly, Serg proposed to me on Leno! He gave me a diamond beanie and a rainbow striped hoodie as a gift. We decided that my wedding gown would have a hood and Serg's tux would have a big picture of a teddy bear on it!. Rick gave us 17 remote controll cars as a wedding gift but Serg accidentally destroyed them all. Jason was the best man and Sea was hitting on me! He said "what's up? Wanna get married?" I said "YES!" But he had a confession, he said "you can't brush my hair everyday". Then we heard Spin on the radio and we danced and sang along. Then I fell down and on the floor I saw the biggest, most revolting huge piece of orange belly button lint that ever existed! Jason jumped in the air and landed on top of the tv. And the mysterious crowd applauded! Later they found a squirrel who was looking for his lint but all he found was Rick's hair. So the squirrel drove away in Rick's remote controll car. But it broke down after they found out that in the trunk was flies and tea.
Sean and I realized that there are actually 20 million people in Australia, but there are more fans in Texas!! So they invited the Aussie fans to go to Texas with them. They bought cowboy hats and went line dancing to polka music. And then Lifehouse, the Aussie and Texan fans, danced their way to India. There, they spent the night chilin’ with their Indian friends. They decided to take a little trip up to a boring, dead-end town in NY called Jamestown, where they played hide and seek. Rick got lost while hiding and found his way up to Toronto where it was so cold he froze his bum. So Jason bought him some hot cocoa, but drank it all. Sean and Sergio started laughing because Jason had spilled half the cocoa on his shirt. Then Rick said “hey, that’s MY Bob’s Sparkle Market shirt!”. The next day they flew to Calgary to buy another Bob’s Sparkle Market shirt. But they had a problem ‘cause they went to the Calgary Zoo first, where they got lost in the monkey cage. So Sean called me on his cell, and I came to rescue them. Then we all refused to speak anything but French, so Sergio ran away. As he began running, he forgot his belt, so his pants fell down. Everybody laughed at him so he began to cry. Then Jason woke up from his nightmare. He convinced the band to travel to Canada, Texas, France, India, and Australia the next day!!
The next day the came to Tennessee and found a dog named Mollie. Jason walked the dog to the next Texaco, where he met the rest of the boys. He said, "What are you doing here? We're leaving for the Philippines in 5 minutes!" Rick replied, "I had to blow up my new pool float!"… But he had mistakenly filled the pool float with helium, so it floated away while they were standing there talking. Rick couldn't accept this fact, and so he ran after it... He finally caught it but he floated away. Jason says "Look Rick is flying" and Serge snaps a picture, then ... Mollie the dog bit Sergio. Sean laughed so hard he tripped over his guitar. He fell to the floor and started crying... that’s when all of the real trouble started. Rick floated all the way to my house... and fell in the chimney. Sean started a search party and Jason wrote a new song called "Am I Ever Gonna Find Rick". It shot to number one on all the charts, but they still hadn't found Rick cause he was stuck in the chimney the whole time. He started drumming the beat to Hanging by a Moment on the chimney walls to get the guys' attention. But Jason couldn't hear him, ‘cause he was playing his guitar on my roof. By this time Sean had gone into a "missing brother" depression. Rick drummed so hard on the chimney that it broke! Sean started to laugh and Sergio almost peed his pants. In the meantime, Jason still kept playing away on ama's roof, totally oblivious of all the commotion. Jason played for so long that he started to grow a beard & and his fans said "ooh, let's dye his hair purple when he falls asleep!" But he saw someone running towards him with purple dye and started to scream and run away! So we dyed Mollie, the dog's fur instead, who ended up saving Rick from falling to his death when the chimney broke! Then Sean said Mollie! You saved my brother! I love you!" Sergio almost gagged with disgust at this point... so Jason stopped playing guitar and gave him the Heimlich. It turns out serge was really gagging on a fur ball. Jason turned to him and said "I can't take this anymore... this reminds me of Bugsy." A tear rolled down his cheek. The thing that made Bugsy so sad to think about is the fact that Bugsy got shot in the tail 2 weeks before the evil woman ate him. So Rick turned to Sean and said, "Hi brother! i missed ya!" and gave him a big bear hug. And they (jason, sergio, sean, rick, and mollie) lived happily ever after...at least for that moment...
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