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Wisdomisms Apr 13, 2008 1:44:49 GMT -5

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- Never hug a cow at fullspeed
- Frogs do not turn into princes when you kiss them
- If you pour kerosine in your paper airplane it won't fly better
- The best known export products from Afghanistan are not beards
- Even though fat floats on water, large people sink if they can't swim
- No, The Grinch isn't real
- In the 1800s people had to be drunks, because beer crates were made out of wood, and they needed the wood to keep on the fireplace, that's why they did so many crazy things
- Giraffes have a really long neck because they have no arms, how else would they clean their tail when they take a shower
- The dinosaurs left because they thought Steven Spielberg wasn't paying them enough

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SparkleLH85 Hanging by a Moment FAQ it Posts: 412	Wisdomisms Apr 14, 2008 19:27:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SparkleLH85 on Apr 14, 2008 19:27:00 GMT -5 haha those were funny
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Wisdomisms Apr 14, 2008 20:03:20 GMT -5

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well, why don't I add a few more then

- Ever wondered why a zebra is white-black striped? The Lion King ordered it to jail for stealing it's pyjamas

- If there's a lot of rain in May, you can be certain that April is gone

- If you drank a lot of gasoline, you shouldn't try to light a cigarette while you burp

- the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary

- who needs a facelift if they can laugh?

- People say to read between the lines, but the text is on the lines

- Some people are in a good shape, a round shape for example

- You know why men always want the remote control? That's the one thing they actually CAN control

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Minka Moderator General Members Mod Posts: 2,334	Wisdomisms Apr 15, 2008 5:05:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Minka on Apr 15, 2008 5:05:32 GMT -5 ^ I like the last one

breann All in All waiting... Posts: 1,760	Wisdomisms Apr 15, 2008 7:54:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by breann on Apr 15, 2008 7:54:17 GMT -5 - The best known export products from Afghanistan are not beards Hahaha!!! Wow, I always thought they were! ;D
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chimichanga Empty Space I've seen the world, it's overrated. Posts: 371	Wisdomisms Apr 15, 2008 8:54:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chimichanga on Apr 15, 2008 8:54:50 GMT -5 Lol, these were great. ;D

liz4600 Take Me Away Posts: 734	Wisdomisms Apr 15, 2008 18:51:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by liz4600 on Apr 15, 2008 18:51:11 GMT -5 those are good Koen, I really needed a laugh after studying biology so much, thanks!

adhara Take Me Away VSI: Video Scene Investagor Posts: 882	Wisdomisms Apr 20, 2008 11:38:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adhara on Apr 20, 2008 11:38:39 GMT -5 I apologize for grossing anyone out... but I thought it's pretty funny. does anyone want to come up with a wisdomism for this picture? chickens relaxing in a jacuzzi
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gogonutz Administrator The guy that eats all your cookies! Welcome to B-sides Posts: 5,742	Wisdomisms Apr 20, 2008 15:58:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gogonutz on Apr 20, 2008 15:58:42 GMT -5 ^^their ~~geese~~ chickens are cooked
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RunningAway Moderator Lifehouse's Official Storyteller I remind myself of somebody else. Posts: 2,073	Wisdomisms Apr 20, 2008 22:48:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RunningAway on Apr 20, 2008 22:48:51 GMT -5 haha that's amazing!

Minka Moderator General Members Mod Posts: 2,334	Wisdomisms Apr 21, 2008 9:39:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Minka on Apr 21, 2008 9:39:08 GMT -5 eeww

liz4600 Take Me Away Posts: 734	Wisdomisms Apr 21, 2008 12:47:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by liz4600 on Apr 21, 2008 12:47:03 GMT -5 lol

KarlatheLHFan All in All Don't believe the lies that they have told to you Not one word was true Posts: 1,308	Wisdomisms Apr 21, 2008 17:13:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by KarlatheLHFan on Apr 21, 2008 17:13:48 GMT -5 lol you guys are so silly!!
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Wisdomisms Apr 24, 2008 15:24:41 GMT -5

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Post by idlewild on Apr 24, 2008 15:24:41 GMT -5

At first when I saw this thread, I thought it was about... wisdom teeth. Lol, yeah. Random.

Anyway this is from the old sc.net board I believe.. I actually had it uploaded in my photobucket, so:

Never leave a goldfish in the freezer.

As it turns you upside down
As confusing as it seems
Keep your head high and your feet on the ground
and turn and chase your dreams

gogonutz Administrator The guy that eats all your cookies! Welcome to B-sides Posts: 5,742	Wisdomisms Apr 24, 2008 16:28:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gogonutz on Apr 24, 2008 16:28:59 GMT -5 poor fishy
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