More Food Parodies

[rianne]

Ok so I got a little inspired here.
I've had this in my mind for a while now.
Looks like Halfway Gone is very popular in this thread :-)

This one is about the relationship between a stray cat -that hates fish- and it's servant (beacause everybody knows cats don't have owners)

Enjoy :-)

You were always hard to hold
Getting scratched is easy
I'm hanging on to food with mold
So my stray’s not leaving

Cat flaps are cheap
Give me a pet I can keep
'Cause you're halfway gone, and I'm on my way
And I’m feeding feeding feeding the stray

'Cause I'm halfway in, but don't take tuna
'Cause you're halfway gone, you're halfway gone
Halfway gone, I'm halfway gone

You got one paw out the door
And licking on the other
Always think there's something more
than fish around the corner

Cat flaps are cheap
Give me a pet I can keep
'Cause I'm halfway gone, and I'm on my way
And I’m feeding feeding feeding the stray

'Cause I'm halfway in, but don't take tuna
'Cause you're halfway gone, you're halfway gone
If you want meow then I'm on my way
And I’m feeding feeding feeding the stray

Don't take tuna, don't take tuna
'Cause you're on your way, if I take tuna
'Cause I'm halfway gone, and I'm on way
And I’m feeding feeding feeding the stray

[Deleted]

That's really awesome Rianne!

~Christy

[Minka]

LMAO love it

[Deleted]

Ok... so Chloe and I were talking about back pain today and all of the sudden... this was birthed! hahaa.... pardon the crudeness It was inspired by kidney stones:

Passing Off a Stone (parody of Rolling Off The Stone)

Take your time and try to go inside this white bowl
it’s your fate to urinate a brick through a hole
you’ll jump up when you pee a big lump of coal

Stones are taking their toll
Pain is out of control
And you’re going to moan
Now you’re passing off a stone…

Why so hard to pee?

I know a nurse who knows a nurse who knows how you go
How you really strain behind the doors when they close
It feels just LIKE some lead right out through your hose

Stones are taking their toll
Pain is out of control
And you’re going to moan?
Now you’re passing off a stone…

So why so hard to pee
Yeah why so hard to pee

Yeah you're passing off a stone

So when you want to pee
Yeah when you want to pee

Why so hard to pee
When you want to pee yeah
Why so hard to pee

[dana]

hahaha!

[Minka]

lmao Christy,y ou have to record this version !