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Post by sylviagrace on Apr 9, 2010 18:15:23 GMT -5
Haha. Good one, Skrappy. Albeit gross.
Here's another food one:
My Recipe
I traded it in, sold my bowl.
That's what you wanted.
And I gave you the meal, I gave you the whole
List that you wanted.
What a letdown, letting myself be
Somebody who can't even find the brandy
'Cause you have it. I want it back right now.
Hey, I have given you my recipe, recipe.
I ain't gonna let you take what's left from me, left from me
You said you you wanted thyme, said you needed glaze,
Well, you got plenty of it.
You went behind my back, raided my place
When you didn't have it.
Now you're back and you're saying you want honey
Don't know what you are making, yeah, you lost me
Now you're back, and you're eating all of my freezies.
Hey, I have given you my recipe, recipe.
I ain't gonna let you take what's left from me, left from me
Hey, I have given you my recipe, recipe.
I ain't gonna let you take what's left from me, left from me
Put the cake down, put the cake down.
Put it back down, put it back down.
Put the cake down, put the cake down.
Put it back down, put it back down.
Put the cake down, put the cake down.
I traded it in, sold my bowl.
That's not all you wanted.
Hey, I have given you my recipe, recipe.
I ain't gonna let you take what's left from me, left from me.
Hey, I have given you my recipe, recipe.
I ain't gonna let you take what's left from me, left from me.
Put the cake down, put the cake down.
Put it back down, put it back down.
Put the cake down, put the cake down.
Put it back down, put it back down.
Put the cake down, put the cake down.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2010 8:05:00 GMT -5
Wow...this makes Jason sound like quite the irrate chef. "HellHouse's Kitchen" Put the cake down...put the cake down.... hahaha I'm almost finished with my next one....it's entitled, "Prostate's Gone" Wow...I'm lately obsessed with gross things apparantly. LOL  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2010 12:04:53 GMT -5
Disclaimer: Please know that I am in no way intentially making fun of people with real health issues and concerns. It is my only hope that through humor, I can bring awareness to the plight of this "growing and going" problem in men as they age. Okay, now go grab your adult diapers before reading this. haha My Prostate's GoneWohoww wohoww My prostate's gone It's halfway gone Urine's always hard to hold and when I go aint easy I'm hanging on but growing OLD While my function's leaving Meds, meds aren't cheap Give me a script so I can pee Cause my prostate's gone and it's on it's way And I'm feeling, feelin more urgency I can take a whiz but it takes too long Cause my prostate's gone, It's halfway gone Wohoww wohoww My prostate's gone It's halfway gone When I'm leaving out the door I'm checking on my bladder Always hope a bathroom door Is just around the corner Meds, meds aren't cheap Give me a script so I can pee Cause my prostate's gone and it's on it's way And I'm feeling, feelin more urgency I can take a whiz but it takes too long Cause my prostate's gone, It's halfway gone If they took it out, would I be okay? Cuz Im feelin, feelin feeling lousy I can take a whiz but it takes too long Cause my prostate's gone, It's halfway gone Wohoww wohoww My prostate's gone, my prostate's gone Wohoww wohoww Now my prostate's gone, it's halfway gone It takes too long, it takes too long Wohoww wohoww When I try to go It takes too long Wohoww wohoww Cause my prostate's gone... well, it's on it's way And I'm feeling, feelin more urgency I relieve myself but it takes too long Cause my prostate's gone, it's halfway gone If you took me out, to the mall today I'd be feelin , feelin an urgency Have to pee all day and that takes too long Cause my prostate's gone, it's halfway gone Wohoww wohoww Cause my prostate's gone, yeah it's halfway gone Wohoww wohoww Cause my prostate's gone, yeah it's halfway gone  |
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Post by sylviagrace on Apr 11, 2010 15:36:14 GMT -5
oh, boy.
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Post by Kimpossible on Apr 12, 2010 16:40:37 GMT -5
You guys are killing me. I already couldn't stop laughing at the parodies on the first page, but "Prostate's Gone" including the lolcat ... I'm dead from laughter. Great job! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2010 11:04:30 GMT -5
Hahaha....I'm so glad you liked them....  I'm toning it down for the next parody to more serious matters. Like Lifehouse, hahaha I usually like to let people interpret songs the way they want, but I want to be sure that everyone understands the meaning behind this song parody. This song parody is about getting caught in a bit of a lie but trying….really TRYING to send baked goods and the struggle on a journey for complete honesty that ensues when a person (not naming names or pointing fingers or looking in a mirror or anything) has trouble sending them because they are so delicious that you end up eating them yourself. *That would NEVER happen to me.* lol What I like about this lyric is that it’s not judgmental. When I listen back to it, I don’t think it has an agenda (haha  ) other than to fess up about the cookie devouring. Also *DISCLAIMER* I am in no way trying to throw our fine postal services under the bus even though it might appear so at first glance. If you dig deeper, you will understand that the blame is only a guise for my own shame.  It Ships When It Ships I was only sending some goodies home but they got delayed and so confiscated Somewhere in the world they lost that box I know Where did they ship it? Well, maybe they’re no shipping it now. Too long I’ve spent on packing this box that now I’m tracking I made a call, but now I’m HAVing a fit Nothing left UPS or the Federal Express Said, “when will they get it?” They said, “It ships when it ships.” I was only trying to send you gifts And I made you cookies and fudgy brownies Was only trying to bake But then I ate them again Now I’ll admit it Wish I could say it wasn’t me Too long I’ve been denying and now I’m sick of lying I just ATE them, and you should GET over it Can’t blame the UPS or the Federal Express for my lack of cooth It didn’t ship when it shipped There they went ready or not We both found out I like them alot They’re good cookies and fudge brownies If the time could turn me around What once I chewed could now be found for you to eat.....for YOU to eat. Okay, well now I’m trying to make up for the lying I’ll send some more, so you can GET over it I’ll send it UPS or the Federal Express I’ll send it, you’ll get it and then “It ships when it ships.” I was only sending some goodies home But I went and ate them I went and ate them  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2010 18:55:56 GMT -5
If you're interested in reading the latest parody I came up with, you can visit here: www.lifehousenation.com/2010/04/06/lifehouse-song-parodies/page2/#post21It's called "Man Kini" and it's to the tune of "Nerve Damage" and it's based on a picture that Lifehouse retweeted today from Donna Kent who photoshopped Lifehouse's faces onto... well... you guys know the rest. hahaha Enjoy! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2010 11:10:56 GMT -5
Some of you may have seen this on the LifehouseNation boards, but in case you missed it, I thought I should post it here too. This is a parody about Jason's hair to the tune of "Blind" ;D "Blonde" I was young. My hair was so naive.  Fans watched helpless as I bleached away my weave  And now I have the hair of blonde Ben Carey  Roots so light that even you could not dye them if you tried  After pe-ro-xide You never saw such light hair Never saw such white hair And my new hairdo is blonde And I couldn't make some like it Maybe some of you despise it But high-lights cost more than you will ever know Part of you died when I went yellow Fans fell asleep Only in hopes of dreaming That every hair would be like it was before  But thoughts like this it seems are selfish feeling and disappear as the fans pick up their jaws off of the floor After pe-ro-xide You never saw such light hair Never saw such white hair And my new hairdo is blonde And I couldn't make some like it Maybe some of you despise it But high-lights cost more than you will ever know Part of you died when I went yellow After all this why Would I ever wanna die it Dark just because you liked it Cuz I love my hair as blonde But I couldn't make you see it Couldn't make you see it That I love it more than you will ever know A part of me’d die if I let that go And blonde's have more fun than you will ever know Won’t part it on the side, but I might let it grow |
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Post by sylviagrace on Jul 10, 2010 14:27:28 GMT -5
Haha. "fans watched helpless..."
"Jason, NOOOOOO! Don't do it!!!!"
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Post by Hati on Jul 10, 2010 16:12:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 11:42:58 GMT -5
There's been a lot of seriousness on these boards and in the Lifehouse community for a long time ... and for good reason! BUT... haha... I'm just here to remind you about some fun that we had. I do miss that So, just bumping up this thread. Maybe it will inspire some new parodies or at the very least make you smile/laugh! Anyway... toodle ooh... hope you are all doing well... we have a rich history together that I for one am very thankful for <3 Been thinking of you all with the recent news... hope you're all well |
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Post by aminta on Aug 5, 2013 12:33:53 GMT -5
How come I missed this hilarious thread? Must have been the pudding you gave me, too much to carry inside We have lots of new songs for inspiration since 2010 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2013 7:04:13 GMT -5
How come I missed this hilarious thread? Must have been the pudding you gave me, too much to carry inside We have lots of new songs for inspiration since 2010 hahaha! This thread is so funny when I read back through it. Love it Someone do one for Ameria! Gotta keep your bread up, I'm not going to do one. LOL! That has potential!!! |
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Post by celticflower on Aug 6, 2013 10:47:47 GMT -5
HOW COULD I HAVE MISSSED THIS!! this is too awesome!!!!
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Post by dana on Aug 9, 2013 12:43:51 GMT -5
I'll start it and someone can finish it!
'Take your time and make your peace inside this meatball...
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) other than to fess up about the cookie devouring. 
. I'd also like to know if anybody has an HD copy of Lifehouse at Pinkpop 2003. BY far their best concert ever