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sylviagrace
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I keep living for the day that I'm with you.

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More Food Parodies Mar 6, 2010 1:16:14 GMT -5

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Post by sylviagrace on Mar 6, 2010 1:16:14 GMT -5

I couldn't find the old thread on this, but... this just had to happen:

This burrito's hard to hold
And it's really cheesy.
As time goes on it's getting cold
Don't think it's worth eating.
Taco Bell's cheap.
Give me a sandwitch I can eat.

'Cause I'm halfway gone,
And I'm at Subway
And I'm feelin', feelin' hungry today.
So I'll order in,
I'll take two foot-longs
'Cause I'm halfway gone
Yeah, I'm halfway gone.

I dropped one sub on the floor
While choking down the other.
Now I'm wanting something more
And just around the corner
Taco Bell's cheap.
Give me a sandwitch I can eat.

'Cause it's halfway gone
And I'm at Subway
And I'm feelin', feelin' hungry today.
So I'll order in,
I'll take one foot-long
'Cause it's halfway gone
Yeah, it's halfway gone.
Can I just pig out
'Cause I'm at Subway
And I'm feelin', feelin' hungry today.
So I'll order in,
I'll take one foot-long
'Cause it's halfway gone
Yeah, it's halfway gone.

Don't take too long,
Don't take too long.
'Cause I'll waste away
If you take too long.

'Cause it's halfway gone
And I'm at Subway
And I'm feelin', feelin' hungry today.
So I'll order in,
I'll take one foot-long
'Cause it's halfway gone
Yeah, it's halfway gone.
Can I just pig out
'Cause I'm at Subway
And I'm feelin', feelin' hungry today.
So I'll order in,
I'll take one foot-long
'Cause it's halfway gone
Yeah, it's halfway gone.

gogonutz Administrator The guy that eats all your cookies! Welcome to B-sides Posts: 5,742	More Food Parodies Mar 6, 2010 3:36:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gogonutz on Mar 6, 2010 3:36:54 GMT -5 applause
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Hati Hanging by a Moment Posts: 421	More Food Parodies Mar 6, 2010 3:43:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hati on Mar 6, 2010 3:43:37 GMT -5 Woah, great. ;D

klein All in All Posts: 2,045	More Food Parodies Mar 6, 2010 4:55:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by klein on Mar 6, 2010 4:55:59 GMT -5 couldnt resist. lol.... 5 am so forgive the crappynes of it lol www.mediafire.com/?5mjmzgykm4z
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idlewild Moderator Forum Mod Roseability. Posts: 1,082	More Food Parodies Mar 6, 2010 8:12:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by idlewild on Mar 6, 2010 8:12:13 GMT -5 Hahaha Sylvia, that is awesome. Now every time I hear Halfway Gone I'm gonna crave for a Subway sandwich!
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chimichanga Empty Space I've seen the world, it's overrated. Posts: 371	More Food Parodies Mar 7, 2010 0:16:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chimichanga on Mar 7, 2010 0:16:31 GMT -5 lmao wow that's amazing. ;D

rianne Hanging by a Moment Stand tall it's gonna be just fine Posts: 523	More Food Parodies Mar 7, 2010 16:26:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rianne on Mar 7, 2010 16:26:32 GMT -5 Very nicely done Sylvia and Klein!! Lol I've actually been at Subway today Now everytime I have a sub there I'll be thinking of this song ;D
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More Food Parodies Mar 7, 2010 19:36:03 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2010 19:36:03 GMT -5

Hahaha.... I totally loved that. ;D

You guys inspired me to make my theory that "Everything" was really inspired by a bagel come to fruition. lol Enjoy! (But don't get too hungry!)

EVERTHING (the bagel remix)

Found you here
In the deli
I want to taste you
I need to eat you
You are the bread
That brings to me
my favorite spread ….and that’s cream cheese again.

You are the toast, that keeps me crunching.
You are the carbs, that keep me craving.
I see the light through your hole.
You are my bagel...and you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get any butter on this?

There's other kinds, but you are the best.
I’ll hold you in mah hands, I won't let crumbs fall.
You clog my heart, but don’t take my bread away.
Can I throw you in.... the toaster deeper now?

How can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get fluffer nutter on this?
And how can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get peanut butter on this?

Cause you're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything,everything
You're not just plain or sesame seed,
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want you're all I need.
You're everything, everything
You're not whole wheat or poppy seed, you're everything, everything.

How can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get apple butter on this?
And how can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get jam and butter on this?

<background>How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could I get honey butter on this?

Would you tell me how could I get flavored cream cheese ON this?

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sylviagrace Take Me Away I keep living for the day that I'm with you. Posts: 654	More Food Parodies Mar 7, 2010 20:09:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sylviagrace on Mar 7, 2010 20:09:11 GMT -5 Haha! Skrappy, that's awesome!

love4andrea Hanging by a Moment I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell Posts: 462	More Food Parodies Mar 8, 2010 16:47:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by love4andrea on Mar 8, 2010 16:47:57 GMT -5 I love the bagel song, Skrappy
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	More Food Parodies Mar 8, 2010 19:13:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 19:13:57 GMT -5 Thanks, guys! I had fun doing that. lol

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More Food Parodies Apr 5, 2010 23:59:05 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2010 23:59:05 GMT -5

Okay...here is the latest one....it's not about food, but it's hot off the press. This was inspired by a conversation that Sylvia and I had on Kyte. It's a parody of "Hanging by a Moment" called "Hanging in a Speedo" Since Lifehouse has been talking all about wearing Speedos on the cruise, I just think this is really a song they could relate to as well as the fans can certainly identify with it. It's written from Lifehouse's perspective of course. Some of it may be considered PG-13.

Hanging In A Speedo

Desperate from chafing
Starving for sun
I'm closer to wearing nothing
Covering my bum

I'm feeling even more exposed with you
Letting go of clothes I've held onto
I'm standing here but trying not to move
I'm hanging in a speedo here with you

Revealing all I'm lacking
Completely indiscrete
This is intimidating
the balls right off of me now...

I'm feeling even more exposed with you
Letting go of clothes I've held onto
I'm standing here but trying not to move
I'm hanging in a speedo here with you

And just about the only thing I know
My dignity’s not quite sure where to go
The deep end is what I’m diving into,
Just hanging in a speedo here with you

There's nothing else to hide
There's nothing to hold back
Nothing to cover up
My case of plumber’s crack
There is nothing worse
There is nothing worse
There is nothing worse

Desperate from chafing
Starving for sun
I'm closer to wearing nothing
Covering my bum....

I'm feeling even more exposed with you
Letting go of clothes I've held onto
I'm standing here but trying not to move
I'm hanging in a speedo here with you

And just about the only thing I know
My dignity’s not quite sure where to go
The deep end is what I’m diving into,
Just hanging in a speedo here with you

Just hanging in a speedo (here with you)
Hanging in a speedo (here with you)
Hanging in a speedo here with you

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woodenshoe Just Another Name Posts: 217	More Food Parodies Apr 6, 2010 8:00:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by woodenshoe on Apr 6, 2010 8:00:43 GMT -5 Great one! If only I could go on that cruise ...

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	More Food Parodies Apr 6, 2010 14:21:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2010 14:21:22 GMT -5 Apr 6, 2010 8:00:43 GMT -5 woodenshoe said: Great one! If only I could go on that cruise ... Haha...thanks....and ditto!

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More Food Parodies Apr 9, 2010 8:53:29 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2010 8:53:29 GMT -5

Maybe this thread could be renamed "Lifehouse Song Parodies" cuz I've highjacked this thread and I haven't been writing about food.

here's one I came up with last night and this morning that has to do with my own personal habit of spitting on my computer and phone when things get really funny in the Lifehouse community. hahaha This is to the tune of "It Is What It Is" I hope other people can relate to this even though I'm probably the only one who loses control of their spit when laughing. hahahaha

This Spit’s What It Is

I was only tweeting on my mobile phone
When I got elated
So darn elated

Somewhere in these tweets there is a joke I know
I didn’t tweet it
but maybe you’re retweeting it now

I’m laughing till I’m crying
and now the spit is flying
You hit retweet, and I can’t GET over it

No way to say this nice
I’ll follow your good advice
“Just say it, don’t spray it”
Or else this spit’s what it is

I was only trying to chat with friends
But you made me laugh and I can’t stop the laughing
Was only trying to breathe
But then I snorted again
Now there’s saliva
Wish I could wipe it off my screen

I’m laughing till I’m crying
and now the spit is flying
You made a joke, and I can’t GET over it

No way to say this nice
I’ll follow your good advice
“Just say it, don’t spray it”
Or else this spit’s what it is

Here spit comes ready or not
We both found out a llama is what
can spit like me, it spits like me

If you’re jokes, I couldn’t get
What once was dry would not be wet
my cell phone screen, my laptop screen

I’m laughing till I’m crying
and now the spit is flying
You goofed on cheese, and I can’t GET over it

No way to say this nice
I’ll follow your good advice
“Just say it, don’t spray it”
Or else this spit’s what it is

I was only tweeting on my mobile phone
When I got elated
So darn elated