Post by klein on May 8, 2008 16:53:47 GMT -5
Found this on his Myspace. lolllll
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
swears words ahead, proceed with caution.
i have a bone or two to pick with the people over at blackberry.
on the last tour, i threw my cell phone out the window of the van.
call it tour fatigue.
i lost all my numbers.
the whole thing.
it sucked. then it felt freeing. then it sucked again.
so i went out and bought a blackberry pearl... which is,
like, the smaller sexier version of the normal blackberry...
which, btw, looks miserable to talk on...
like you're holding george kastanza's wallet up to your face.
i have never had a phone that cost me more than $20.
but, i figured if i spend some real cash on it, i might be
more reluctant to hurl it into oncoming traffic.
well, so far so good.
i treat it with love, i respect it's power
and for the most part, we are friends.
but there are some days where the balance shifts.
where the blackberry pearl reverts to it's puritanical,
righteous roots. and refuses to do as i say
and on those days, i regret my decision immensely...
who doesn't say 'fuck?'
even occasionally?
i mean, i know there are people that don't...
i just doubt that they are the target market for the blackberry pearl.
right?
how about this...
how often do you use 'duck' or 'ducking' when texting your friends?
um, yeah.. NEVER.
sure, you might text someone, 'hey, i saw the cutest duck today.'
but how often does that happen?!
my blackberry's 'auto text' function REFUSES to spell 'fuck.'
100% of the time, it spells 'duck.' or 'ducking.'
now it has learned some word doozies...
my friend ayappa's name comes up after i type 'a' and 'p.'
'NYC" comes up every time i click 'n' and 'y.'
so it is paying attention...
it just REFUSES to swear! AH!
it's a conspiracy.
'shit' comes out 'shut.'
'fuck' comes out 'duck.'
it understands 'ass.' it understands 'tits.'
it just won't bend for the big ones...
and it is driving me ducking bits.
(that's 'fucking nuts' if you text it from my phone.)
ugh!
help!
we can put people on the moon, we can make babies in labs,
we can talk/video chat across the world for free on computers....
but we can't get the blackberry auto text function to accept
perfectly legitimate swear words?!
where are our priorities?!
i have a bone or two to pick with the people over at blackberry.
on the last tour, i threw my cell phone out the window of the van.
call it tour fatigue.
i lost all my numbers.
the whole thing.
it sucked. then it felt freeing. then it sucked again.
so i went out and bought a blackberry pearl... which is,
like, the smaller sexier version of the normal blackberry...
which, btw, looks miserable to talk on...
like you're holding george kastanza's wallet up to your face.
i have never had a phone that cost me more than $20.
but, i figured if i spend some real cash on it, i might be
more reluctant to hurl it into oncoming traffic.
well, so far so good.
i treat it with love, i respect it's power
and for the most part, we are friends.
but there are some days where the balance shifts.
where the blackberry pearl reverts to it's puritanical,
righteous roots. and refuses to do as i say
and on those days, i regret my decision immensely...
who doesn't say 'fuck?'
even occasionally?
i mean, i know there are people that don't...
i just doubt that they are the target market for the blackberry pearl.
right?
how about this...
how often do you use 'duck' or 'ducking' when texting your friends?
um, yeah.. NEVER.
sure, you might text someone, 'hey, i saw the cutest duck today.'
but how often does that happen?!
my blackberry's 'auto text' function REFUSES to spell 'fuck.'
100% of the time, it spells 'duck.' or 'ducking.'
now it has learned some word doozies...
my friend ayappa's name comes up after i type 'a' and 'p.'
'NYC" comes up every time i click 'n' and 'y.'
so it is paying attention...
it just REFUSES to swear! AH!
it's a conspiracy.
'shit' comes out 'shut.'
'fuck' comes out 'duck.'
it understands 'ass.' it understands 'tits.'
it just won't bend for the big ones...
and it is driving me ducking bits.
(that's 'fucking nuts' if you text it from my phone.)
ugh!
help!
we can put people on the moon, we can make babies in labs,
we can talk/video chat across the world for free on computers....
but we can't get the blackberry auto text function to accept
perfectly legitimate swear words?!
where are our priorities?!
;D
. I'd also like to know if anybody has an HD copy of Lifehouse at Pinkpop 2003. BY far their best concert ever